ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
FRIDAY, JULY 1ST, 2016
83 DAYS UNTIL FALL
Sunrise: 5:59 am
Sunset: 9:05 pm
Life is a Special Occasion!
Hallmark
Welcome July !
July is National Blueberry Month
National Anti-Boredom Month
National Cell Phone Courtesy Month
National Hot Dog Month
National Ice Cream Month
Today is International Joke Day which is a very funny day. Its a real laugher.
There's plenty of problems, trouble and unhappiness in the world. The world would be a far better place if we'd all just chill out a little, and laugh a whole lot more! If people around the world get into the theme of the day, it just might be the start of something great.
Take the opportunity to get the jokes started today. Help to get the ball rolling to make this a truely international experience.
If you can't see the Bright Side, polish the dull side
THOUGHT FOR TODAY
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
Most of the time here at my house the joke is on me and I do spend a lot of time laughing at myself. More than not there is something new to laugh about every day.
July 1st also marks the middle of the year. It’s true one half of the year 2016 is over and gone and only 6 months remain.
So in honor of this holiday, I thought I’d include some cute jokes about calendars.
Q: What do calendars eat?
A: Dates!
Q: What did the thief who stole a calendar get?
A: Twelve months!
Q: Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
A: All the others are weak-days!
Laughter is always the best medicine, so make sure to take your daily dose!
I hope you all have a FANTASTIC Friday !
WHAT’S NEW IN THE KITCHEN
There is a food holiday to celebrate every day of the year!
Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day
From Ben & Jerry's 'Chubby Hubby' to 'Blue Moon' flavor and even Rose Water, Saffron & Pistachio Ice Cream, today's a day to celebrate deliciousness.
It seems like almost anything can be made into a ice cream flavor nowadays.
Ice Cream Pie is the perfect dessert or snack for a hot summer day. Tis is your chance to be creative. You can use any flavor of ice cream. Then, top it off with fruit, whipped cream, nuts or sprinkles.
Ice Cream Pie
1 baked pie shell
Your favorite ice cream
Toppings: fresh fruit, chocolate syrup, sprinkles, nuts, whipped cream
First, fill a baked pie shell with your favorite ice cream.
Now be creative and decorate the top. For example, if you are using strawberry ice cream, add some fresh, sliced strawberries on top. Use any combination of syrups, fudge, sprinkles, nuts, bananas, and whipped toppings.
Making ice cream pie is as simple as that. And, everyone will love it.
COUNTING MY GIFTS
Sometimes the best cure for life’s woes is a sense of humor.
Frank Sonnenberg
Counting at least 3 things every day that I'm thankful for. There is truly is always something to be thankful for.
4000. for laughter always the best medicine
4001. for plenty of ways to serve up my favorite summertime dessert, ice cream.
4002. for some of the best jokes ever heard around a campfire
Enter into His courts with thanksgiving — and in His presence is fullness of Joy!
PRAYER FOR OUR TROOPS
Please pray for God's protection of
our troops and HIS wisdom for their
commanders.
Almighty and eternal God,
Protect our military
as they discharge their duties
with the shield of your strength,
may the power of your love
enable them to return home in safety
that with all who love them
they may ever praise you for your loving care.
AND bless our Police Officers, Firefighters
and Paramedics and EMT’s
We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen
GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
ADVICE FOR TODAY
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.
Author Unknown
A little smile, a word of cheer,
A bit of love from someone dear…
Love,
ma
2 comments:
They do come up with some interesting flavors of ice cream, don't they? We have a chuckle sometimes at the store looking at the names on the cartons.
LOL with the jokes about dates :) I just can't believe it is July already!
betty
I passed all those jokes on to my grandkids. Thanks for the laughs. Happy July 1 !!!!!
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